In the long awaited full-spoiler followup to our fan favorite Crown of Candy episode we were graced by K (@ck.cosplay on tiktok) who helped provide both inside and an authentic crown of candy feel to this new OC! Last time we asked the age old question, "What if Game of Thrones took place in Candyland?" Now we answer the natural follow up, "What if Alexander Anderson from Helsing was a box of Kraft mac & cheese? Spoilers: they both rule.

In one of the few straight-man OC episodes, we imagine a new quikstop employee for director kevin smith's connected cinematic universe of new jersey gen-xers. we have some things to say about the personal value of art as a mode of individualistic expression and also we talk about turd demons.

*** this episode was recorded before we noticed Amber's mic was dying and we apologize for the audio hiccups ***

With Amber's love of children, Devin’s inability to be appropriate while covering a property for children, and Memory's knowledge of this webcomic, our heroes might just craft the perfect OC. In a series described as “Danny Phantom meets Persona 2 with the pacing of Wheel of Time,” we create Charlotte Stampede! A popular horse girl who speaks her mind and has terrible handwriting.

this episode is part of the "amber autumn's mic is breaking down but we haven't figured it out yet" arc. no, not william gibson's necromancer, for this episode we invent just, like, a guy who's a necromancer, detached from any specific setting or IP. there are some ideas thrown around about the politics of necromancy and its narrative utility and amber autumn's inability to recognize her own fun fact patterns. "this podcast is one of my favorite story games"

appropriate for the subject matter, we get in and out with a quick little silly character based on the beloved Wayside School books. unfortunately, even though it's short, we still spend more of that time than you would like discussing things you would never say in front of the target audience for these books.

*** this episode was made during the period before we noticed Amber's mic was malfunctioning and we apologize ***

The most desperate Devin has ever been to be noticed.

*** this episode was made during the period before we noticed Amber's mic was malfunctioning and we apologize ***

Can queer left-leaning people find a new angle for media analysis? No, no they can not.

this week we talk about the wire, by which we mean like one season of the wire (it's a very dense show). let's think about baltimore, playing chess vs playing checkers, and how stringer bell is a dirty rat motherfucker.

get out your mountain dew, we're talking about the bible. we're joined by guest star chloe to create a halo npc to guide your character through a theoretical side game and give an entire generation of young boys complicated feelings about powerful women. join us as we chat about color schemes, super-nukes, and king arthur.